Understanding Computer Technology

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Tomato Story -funny email :)

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor asa test.

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll sendyou the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.
The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.
'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet
of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ..
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan....
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been
if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied,
'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story:

Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life..

Moral 2
If you don't have an Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire

Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire..........

P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!

What Friendship mean ?..... nice one

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “Dei un thappu than ithu..“

Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “ it’s about “Enga poi tholanja “

Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “Ellam unnala than“

Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “Pannada unnai vitutu enga poven naan “

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “Kelambu un treat “

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “Dei mariyadaiah paru athu un thangachi.. “

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ Dei naalaiku trip porom vera engayum poi tholaikatha “

Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Ivlo kudicha ipaadi than agum“

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“its about “pannathu varaikum pothum, kelambu vera velaya paru“

Why wedding ring wore on 4th finger very interesting !!

Hi guys!! I got this email from friend and it is very interesting !!!!!

Thumb represents your -- Parents

Second (Index) finger represents your -- Siblings

Middle finger represents your -- Self

Fourth (Ring) finger represents your -- Life Partner & Last (Little) finger represents your - Children
Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure )
Now, try to Separate your Thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong (Sorry but its the Truth), and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives. Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... ., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.
Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse). You will be surprised to see that you just CAN NOT .., Coz Husband &Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin.. !!
ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY.. ??